Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai. Ab Suraj ko hi dekh lo- Aata hai Usha ke saath, Rehta hai Kiran ke saath, Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath! ============================ Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!! ============================= Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!! ============================= Na woh inkaar karti hai Na woh ikraar karti hai KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar Mere dost se pyaar karti hai. ============================= Jab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad? Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai ============================= Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye, Wo to hamare ho na sake, Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... ============================= haseen tum ho to bure hum bhi nahi, mahalo mein tum ho to sadak par hum bhi nahi, pyar karke kehte ho shaadi shuda ho, kaan kholkar sunlo. kunware hum bhi nahi. ============================= Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni dil besukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ke.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha! ============================= Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein Ek aur devdas at beer bar ! ============================== tere dar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, tere dar pe sanam hazar baar ayengey, Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey ============================== A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet kharab khake itne apple. ============================== The positive thinking poem. Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly. ==============================